Dex. (they/them) Just graduated from JMU. 21 and taken. Always been the weird kid, but I own it. Pretty dorky. Music junkie. Rugger. All kindsa queer. Crazy. Chill. Hopeless romantic. Secretly a really huge softy. Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?Tumblr (3.0; @lifelessonsinsong)http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9db6f63fecd077bde2e8ef8f966e4f16/tumblr_mn9w7wAxVW1qcafg2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://andshedecidedto.tumblr.com/post/51179203473/this-happens-as-soon-as-i-get-out-of-the-shower" class="tumblr_blog">andshedecidedto</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This happens as soon as I get out of the shower. No doubt he’s a boy.</p></blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208719966http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208719966Fri, 24 May 2013 01:55:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kapooyah.tumblr.com/post/51174860764/bellabracha-what-even-is-american-culture-its">kapooyah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bellabracha.tumblr.com/post/51172296307/what-even-is-american-culture-its-just-a-big">bellabracha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what even IS american culture</p> <p>it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value </p> <p>i don’t get it</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/30bb18edad128c6f223e759a4772fce9/tumblr_inline_mn9tg7GXSL1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208641636http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208641636Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:48 -0400<p><a href="http://sux43.tumblr.com/post/51156780818/man-if-i-had-a-dick-id-slap-everything-with-it" class="tumblr_blog">sux43</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>man if i had a dick i’d slap everything with it</p></blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208630351http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208630351Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmy1eRGeW1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fandoms-are-cool.tumblr.com/post/50679603536">the-fandoms-are-cool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedorkknightbegins.tumblr.com/post/50679329549/the-fandoms-are-cool-swiftingthrough-making">thedorkknightbegins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fandoms-are-cool.tumblr.com/post/50674450445">the-fandoms-are-cool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swiftingthrough.tumblr.com/post/46243509081/50-pence">swiftingthrough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>making my way downtown</p> </blockquote> <p>what’s wrong with your coins did you bend them or something?</p> </blockquote> <p>I believe that’s a British coin called a pence….That’s 50 <em>pence</em></p> </blockquote> <p>so you’re telling me</p> <p>that British coins</p> <p><em>aren’t even circular</em></p> <p>I’m so done with Britain and their eurovision and polygonal coins </p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208574171http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208574171Fri, 24 May 2013 01:52:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65e9d825a798d5f3ff43813bf1e83778/tumblr_mhnqeknveT1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nazeem38.tumblr.com/post/51188713034/exxpensiveslang-shroomyloomyland-that">nazeem38</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exxpensiveslang.tumblr.com/post/51127318150/shroomyloomyland-that-awkward-moment-when-you">exxpensiveslang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shroomyloomyland.tumblr.com/post/51125397358/that-awkward-moment-when-you-moonwalk-into-mj">shroomyloomyland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ</p> </blockquote> <p>I will reblog this forever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208522705http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208522705Fri, 24 May 2013 01:51:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vp0tj3zf1ru7crto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercuriesrising.tumblr.com/post/40878413333/this-is-perfect">mercuriesrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is perfect</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208450299http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208450299Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahoovzar01qkook3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahoovzar01qkook3o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahoovzar01qkook3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahoovzar01qkook3o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theguidetosurviving.tumblr.com/post/37336942278/jo-march-still-the-best-joke-on-himym-ever">theguidetosurviving</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jo-march.tumblr.com/post/32231430060/still-the-best-joke-on-himym-ever">jo-march</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/STILL-THE-BEST-JOKE-ON-HIMYM-EVER">#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I am ashamed of how long it took me to get the joke.</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208349078http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208349078Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d499df43828394c423764507d8147504/tumblr_mna9u454kj1ribmx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>and still one of my favorite people.</p>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208220040http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208220040Fri, 24 May 2013 01:44:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f53b2f1ff9046597023eb64015cac27/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4027f753fb9d408984b844847bf104e3/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54faa8a4966b6fcb3e651618b59fc1f0/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e64ffcba51db12784c8c87990632bef5/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b6619238ae93eb5ee5e40cdf422ed70/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisismyoneroomdisco.tumblr.com/post/51157044362">thisismyoneroomdisco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventurerscelebrationgathering.tumblr.com/post/41549405402/tell-em-i-dedicate-this-little-number-to-all">adventurerscelebrationgathering</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tell ‘em. </p> <p>I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. </p> </blockquote> <p>Bless this post.</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208032068http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51208032068Fri, 24 May 2013 01:39:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c93121902fcda5db16426614d8b841c0/tumblr_mn7f2oX74Y1qj13p7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0405af2e0704e97600273d5000b7039a/tumblr_mn7f2oX74Y1qj13p7o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b551ddf9791dfdf8389f51952c344559/tumblr_mn7f2oX74Y1qj13p7o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91371ae5d3ae91a3d0f1ee27f92629f8/tumblr_mn7f2oX74Y1qj13p7o4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e277c16baaf5be811d20bb7474930e1/tumblr_mn7f2oX74Y1qj13p7o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>wedding anniversaries.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207916921http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207916921Fri, 24 May 2013 01:37:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gentlemanbones.tumblr.com/post/50401059471/zeldasboyfriend-me-flirting-you-cant-just">gentlemanbones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zeldasboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/50152515720/me-flirting">zeldasboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me flirting</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1569553e9c0368ec1f6fb1ab02b76857/tumblr_inline_mmmk7vEfss1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207885334http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207885334Fri, 24 May 2013 01:36:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0048390546af609cf7b8239565ce7a99/tumblr_mk2ogbTOgr1qdfozro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intricate-perception.tumblr.com/post/51201042801/cal0rexia-thecharley-marilyn-manatee">intricate-perception</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cal0rexia.tumblr.com/post/50812148046/thecharley-marilyn-manatee-okay-this-hits">cal0rexia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecharley.tumblr.com/post/47824259977/marilyn-manatee-okay-this-hits-pretty-hard">thecharley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marilyn-manatee.tumblr.com/post/46000363154/okay">marilyn-manatee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Okay.</p> </blockquote> <p>This hits pretty hard.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow</p> </blockquote> <p>This is basically my life story…</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207707266http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207707266Fri, 24 May 2013 01:32:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldbp64eSRl1qfoihco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4d9905bd889f6e8dd0ada9ea18de25f8/tumblr_inline_mgus1eHujC1r8jjm3.png"/></p> <p>“howdily doodily neighbourino”</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207657145http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207657145Fri, 24 May 2013 01:31:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5ec0262a144cad785296234689a5b09/tumblr_mmi6njEkqS1r5q1e6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207620960http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207620960Fri, 24 May 2013 01:30:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfj7bnnTM1qjuiugo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfj7bnnTM1qjuiugo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfj7bnnTM1qjuiugo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfj7bnnTM1qjuiugo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfj7bnnTM1qjuiugo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deducingneville.tumblr.com/post/36593004838">deducingneville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whereforeartthouwolves.tumblr.com/post/35964163448/hogwartskidsproblems-that-sound-its-the-sound">whereforeartthouwolves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hogwartskidsproblems.tumblr.com/post/35866596226/that-sound-its-the-sound-of-my-heart-breaking">hogwartskidsproblems</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces</p> </blockquote> <p>I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.</p> <p>I just</p> <p>I</p> <p>my heart</p> <p>ow</p> </blockquote> <p>Very sneaky costume department</p> <p>Very</p> <p>Sneaky.</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207369396http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207369396Fri, 24 May 2013 01:25:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faeiouck.tumblr.com/post/49954399191/shady-bacon-faeiouck-all-slytherins-are">faeiouck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shady-bacon.tumblr.com/post/49954332064/faeiouck-all-slytherins-are-evil-all">shady-bacon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faeiouck.tumblr.com/post/49954234033/all-slytherins-are-evil-all-gryffindors-are">faeiouck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“all slytherins are evil”</p> <p>“all gryffindors are good guys”</p> <p>“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”</p> <p>“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f30db72ef4ae600341d6a4147da06522/tumblr_inline_mmhy0bG1lz1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Name one evil Gryffindor. One.</p> </blockquote> <p>peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207279179http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207279179Fri, 24 May 2013 01:23:25 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/lifelessonsinsong/51207232514/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51207232514" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paralysedbeaver.tumblr.com/post/50794572646/the-final-stefon-sketch-from-saturday-night-live">paralysedbeaver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.</p> </blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207232514http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51207232514Fri, 24 May 2013 01:22:25 -0400<p>I just want my Emma Bear&#8230;</p>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51206790988http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51206790988Fri, 24 May 2013 01:13:13 -0400emmai miss you<a href="http://octopusice.tumblr.com/post/51201720156/i-debated-whether-or-not-to-share-this-story">Octo has a lot of thoughts: I debated whether or not to share this story.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unwinona.tumblr.com/post/30861660109/i-debated-whether-or-not-to-share-this-story">unwinona</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in…</p></blockquote>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51206726515http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51206726515Fri, 24 May 2013 01:11:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa40a20cf68a97b571542a33d5cdf692/tumblr_mk8i5grRkC1rm4bgdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51182682195http://lifelessonsinsong.tumblr.com/post/51182682195Thu, 23 May 2013 19:26:56 -0400