Dex. (they/them)
Just graduated from JMU.
22 and taken.
Always been the weird kid, but I own it.
Pretty dorky.
Music junkie.
Rugger.
All kindsa queer.
Crazy.
Chill.
Hopeless romantic.
Secretly a really huge softy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Pick up lines I have learned from my classes:
Biopsychology: Wanna touch genitals?
Computer Crimes: YOU GOT WHAT I NEED!
I'm sure there will be more to come...
I FINISHED MY SENIOR SEMINAR PAPER!!!
For my seminar this week, we have to write a description of our ideal mate. I am realizing how difficult it is to translate my usual description into something appropriate for my professor to read:
- “small enough that I can easily dominate her and pick her up and carry her whenever I want.” becomes…
- “smaller than me.”
awks.
Last first day of undergrad classes. :(
One actual class. One that I’m the TA for. Super easy.
And my professor never said the wrong name. :)
This man is my hero.
Today: Everyone I work with was calling my by my birth name because I’m terrified to explain to them my gender/name situation.
1 hour ago: I started agonizing over how much I’m going to have to put up with that from my peers this year and how much it’s going to genuinely bother me.
30 minutes ago: I debated emailing my professor that I will be TAing for this semester asking him to put me down as “Dex” on the syllabus.
20 minutes ago: I sent him the email.
2 minutes ago: I got his response saying “Of course, Dex. I kinda like that! Plus “genderfluid” is a sweet term that I will incorporate into my lexicon.”
I am crying my eyes out because I am so happy and greatful to him. All the students are going to be confused when they see my birthname pop up with my email address, but I don’t even care. He just made the rest of undergrad so much better for me.
My professor on the meaning of "citizen:"
Professor: Citizens. And in the U.S., what happens in November?
Me: Elections.
Professor: Elections for who? President. It is the citizens participating in the government, in the city. Because they elect the president, the country will not be ruled by a tyrant.
Me: Depends who gets elected.
Just watched a movie in my history class where:
- the tabbacanist just whipped out her tits and shoved them in this dudes face.
- the kid kept trying to blow on them. He couldn’t figure it out for the life of him.
- she eventually gave up, gave him a cigarette and kicked him out.
- a guy who is not in the class walked in the room in the middle of this scene.
- our professor gave us no warning that there would be nudity.
Wtf Italian directors?
