Dex. (they/them)
Just graduated from JMU.
21 and taken.
Always been the weird kid, but I own it.
Pretty dorky.
Music junkie.
Rugger.
All kindsa queer.
Crazy.
Chill.
Hopeless romantic.
Secretly a really huge softy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I just want my Emma Bear…
The unsinkable girlfriend
Me (laying on top of Emma): Sorry I’m so heavy…
Emma: You’re just full of love… and iron. You’re like the Titanic!
Going to the goodwill (dressed in all pink ‘cept my gator shoes, those are green)
Emma and I had adventures at Goodwill and Ikea today. We both geek out over organizational things, like shelving and stuff. It was extremely hard for me to not jizz myself walking through Ikea…
that awkward moment when you’re using your girlfriend’s laptop and her ex starts messaging her one skype…
my baby sent me flowers!!!! :D
I’M DYING. I NEED SEX. ONE MORE WEEK.
Emma
I can proudly say that we’ve made it through the past year together, and I look forward to many more in the future. I am so happy to be yours and proud to have you as my girl. The distance is almost at an end, and things are changing for the better. You know me better than anyone ever has and still love me despite all my crazy.
You don’t complete me; you complement me perfectly. I love you so much, Emma June.
From our last visit. I basically just take videos of Dex when they’re driving.
yup das me.
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
(Source: deadybearspicnic)
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulhu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
(Source: prints)
Yesterday, my lovely girlfriend sent me an edible arrangement.
All because they remembered that it was the anniversary of the day we met. Which I totally forgot about. I don’t deserve you, love. You’re seriously out of my league.
<3
I’m going to have to step up my game.
I just love you!
